In red ink at a 45° angle. He’s basically a sovcit now.

Hokay, so here’s the Bible… Chillin.

“Damn, that is a sweet Bible” you might say.

WRONG

Alright.

Ruling out the second coming,

Heaven becoming crashed into us,

Our savior leaving, and reality exploding,

we’re definitely going to burn in hell.

Hokay.

So, basically we’ve got

Adam, Eve, Abraham, Cain, Abel, Joseph, the Hittites, and us with sins.

We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else…whatever.

Anyway,

one day God decides those Gomorrah sons of a bitches are going down.

So, he launch retribution at Gomorrah.

While it’s on it’s way, Gomorrah is like “SHIT! SHIT! Who the fuck is burning us!?”

“Oh well, rape the visitors!”

Then in Babel Gods like

“Shit guys, zey got ze tower, zey are communicating. Confuse their language!”

“But I am le tired!”

“Well, have a nap, THEN SCATTER THEM!”

Meanwhile, Hebrews are down there like

“WTF, mate?”

Noah, Shem, and God flood all the lands,

so, now we’ve got plagues flying everywhere, passing each other.

Egypt’s like

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH LOCUSTS!!!”

The Four Horsemen’s like

“‘Bout that time, eh chaps?”

…

“Righto.”

So, now the Church is like

“Fuck. We’re dumbasses.”

Goliath is like

“What’s going on, eh?”

Hebrews are still like

“WTF?”

Mt Olympus is laughing at us

and Pontius Pilate is like

“Well, fuck that.”

Shit, now we’ve got a Messiah.

Everyone’s saved

‘cept Hebrews

and they’re still like

“WTF?”

…

But they’ll be dead soon…fucking Christ deniers.

But

assuming we don’t condemn ourselves up,

us Christians just have to worry about

Jesus breaking off from the Kingdom of Heaven…

to go hang with the Muslims…

Palestinians can come too.

THE END!

I am all for basic first aid to be part of school curriculum. CPR, AED, and Stop the Bleed.

There are so many reasons to have a stop the bleed kit and training that isn’t gun shot related. Industrial accidents, automobile accidents, and even accidents around the home like kitchen accidents could cause a serious bleed. It’s not a terrible thing to understand the basics of preventing someone from bleeding out.

I did this when out with a friend the other night. It was a neat party trick so they could stay in touch with their sister. First time I’ve used it in years of having the phone.

Mine is already water resistant up to a couple feet. No case needed for a coaster.

It would be tempting to have a QR code or nfc tag to stick on appliances that goes direct to a manual on a self hosted service. Would be nice so it’s always easy to get to and specific to the device.

Yea, but you need a 4th guy in the backup car when the dumb shit you do breaks one. And he can carry the tools to fix most things along the way.

A lot of those are very dependent on which tech is in the key fob. They can easily copy old hid prox which just broadcast the UUID of the fob, but struggle with newer tech that does a challenge and response.

If your car is old enough to have a tape deck, they have cassettes that connect via Bluetooth. Just about perfect sound quality since there is no interference.

Yet somehow I still love Married with Children.

And you had to have the audio cable to connect the cdrom drive if you wanted to listen to an audio CD. It was an interesting time.

I’m around 200tb currently, working to move to a new server that will let me house 800tb worth of disks, before I consider getting a shelf to expand to.

At this point. I don’t know which is cheaper. The hardware, maintenance, and power or just paying all those subs.

Most power line adaptors say to keep it on the same circuit. The one I have is running a small VoIP phone and I don’t have issues with call quality.

$10-15 will get you an outlet tester at just about every home improvement store. You plug it in and the three big LEDs light up and you compare it with the sticker on the device. Get one with a GFCI tester built in, when you press the button it will short to ground and if your receptacle has GFCI protection or is on a GFCI protected circuit should trip the GFCI protection.

https://youtu.be/4xgx4k83zzc

Jalapeno rings at del taco.

Sliced jalapeno, breaded and fried. Served with a ranch-esqe sauce.

Simple and so fucking delicious.

Police drones. Surveillance “for your protection”

Fuck them!

Why would we need open source instead of just removing drm?

Most people aren’t going to compile old games for new hardware. That’s not an easy task.

Abandonware is a thing, and there are some websites dedicated to it. GOG has done some great stuff releasing drm free games. So long as we have drm free, we can always build emulators to run what can’t natively run on modern systems.

I work IT for my day job managing a datacenter and cloud infrastructure.

I host mostly Plex, home assistant, and immich. Immich has its data backed up, I don’t care about Plex data. If it all dies, so be it.

I have a server coloed that houses some websites and email, plus some random other things I’ve setup and tested. It’s got backups, and downtime is fine.

If my self hosted stuff dies, it doesn’t matter. Nothing in my life ultimately relies on it.