burgermeister

Well it’s a concept of a plan

A joint and a laptop

I don’t know what you’re doing this for but I love it

40 minutes well spent…?

Well, boy howdy!

You magnificent bastard

I’m deeply moved

Nazis aren’t allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it’s even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

Inconsiderate, it may not be so good for some. This is strike 1.

Hell yeah these kids need some style

Omg it folds

No u

I keep forgetting that you’re doing this but then you pop up again, you beautiful bastard.

GoProphilia?

Please Remember It’s Dope to Ejaculate

Honestly the whole “if there’s no god then how do you know right from wrong” argument is astounding to me, I don’t know how someone can say that with a straight face.

What’s your mother’s maiden name and the make/model of your first car also?

Every fucking folder in the file share has one of these

I dare you to try and grab my crumbs