Geologists are just professional stoners.

Stone convention

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

That’s not a fishing pole. It’s a shape shifting penis.

“Is that supposed to be funny??”

Are you telling me this post is fake?

Don’t worry about the data breach. They had already sold your data to everyone out there.