It didn’t all happen in 2016. Fascists have been quietly diminishing the power of the electorate for decades now. We’ll keep on having “the most important election of our lifetimes” until we manage to undo the damage. IF we manage to undo the damage.

To be fair, I’d be less inclined to wish death on them if they’d just retire after reasonable tenures.

Basic human decency is a debilitating handicap in US politics.

I’m concerned about the less rotted corpse employing living humans. Sounds like nepotism to me.

Republicans have hammered on the “liberal bias” point for decades so that they can claim victimhood anytime they’re subject to the slightest scrutiny. The whole of the media has to treat them with kid gloves or take a hit in the ratings, which is basically illegal due to fiduciary laws.

The whole political ecosystem of the US, not just government itself but the press and lobbying, just isn’t built to handle the epidemic of bad-faith actors (mostly corporatist and on the right) we have today. Lobbying used to mean interest groups educating elected officials so they could make informed decisions, now it’s just legalized bribery.

Well, hygiene practices advance quite a lot between the ages of 5 and 8. Or, at least, “keeping your hands out of disgusting places” practices do.

I don’t know many people that would pay money for food prepared by 5-12 year old hands.

Your hypothetical interpretation is as generous as you can reasonably be. Some people manage to sincerely believe “He had no idea” and it’s ridiculous.

How the fuck do you hear a man say that and sincerely think “He had no idea Epstein was a pedo”?

Hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars is a small price to pay to avoid putting even the slightest amount of pressure on Israel. Imagine how awkward that might be.

One more for the “Evidence ‘law and order Republicans’ are just racist” drawer.

It’s the coconut at the end that just makes it ^chef’s kiss^ perfect.

I’ll start my own gym. With catgirls and a second goddamn bench press rack.

So true. No gym I’ve ever been to has been willing to put in a cat ear machine.

Art history class in college was as useful as I expected, but more interesting than I expected.

I know it’s a joke, but here’s a fun fact: very few original Greek sculptures survive to today. Most/all the marble statues we’d call greek sculptures are actually Roman reproductions of the Greek originals. The Greeks used bronze, and pretty much all of them wound up getting melted down in the middle ages, since bronze is useful for other things and all the statues were derided as “pagan”.

This garbage could have hardly made it clearer that he was going to the protests in hopes that he could murder someone. Greg Abbott could hardly make it clearer that if you’re a piece of shit who wants to murder black people and their allies, he’s got your back.

This gives off big “The Mummy” vibes. We sure this isn’t a mummy wearing a museum curator skin suit?

Turd shipment delayed due to need for more polishing.

Biden would just veto whatev-

Nah I couldn’t even finish the sentence.