Misleading yet entirely accurate

I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you

Okay, you’re coming in a little hot there. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m not deflecting anything. I’m saying that pointing out that there are issues in Australia does not absolve the fact that there are issues in the US. I’m literally only pointing out that it is, in fact, whataboutism. That’s it. I haven’t even touched on the issues themselves, so whatever persona you’ve painted on me and are clearly so passionate about is in your head only.

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There are issues in America

Whatabout Australia?

Yes.

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

The few times I go to mcD I get two double cheeseburgers because here at least they’re on the pick 2 for $3.69, making them almost half price and so the closest thing they still have to a reasonably priced burger.

“Historically, the two countries had cordial relations…”

See, they were friendly!

"…until 1904.”

Oh. Well, they were friendly 120 years ago anyway.

Russian puppet spouts Russian propaganda, more at 11

I think it also put the turtles’ shell pattern on Shrek’s vest

Asking the real questions. Anything can run Doom nowadays. I’ve seen it run on a pregnancy test.

It’s especially interesting in Piccolo’s case IMO because he was basically born evil as a reincarnation of his father, never having a choice in the matter. It wasn’t until Gohan came along and treated him as anything but a monster that he began to realize he had a choice.

Shit, I was gonna say I’m partial to buffalo chicken, but bánh mì is pretty damn good too

They do with that attitude

Unless they’re responsible for a crime, then suddenly they’re a faceless abstraction, and you can’t charge those with anything silly!