As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWarswarehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

It’s been coming doing for years, but much like Trump took credit for Obama’s economy, he will take credit for this too. And 50% of the country will learn the wrong lesson.

What’s worse is when I need to upload the doc to a website the OneDrive folder is nowhere to be found.

Note to self….

Oooh, I hate it so bad…… I used to click “Save” and my word document would ask to save in the only folder I save ALL my documents in. Change the name, save, so easy!

Now it asks if I want to save to OneDrive… Fuck No Mr Paperclip! I want it in the folder I always use and don’t want to have to select “Other” then dig through screens to select the thing I use every time!

Seems like there should be. I bet people would donate to a marketing fund

Imagine a world without Regan

Your boss shows up and says, “you’ve been chosen”. Say no and you’re fired…

Can we lose to Trump a third time? We shall see!

Little less news and a little more memes and you’ll be alright. For 4 years anyway.

The last 2 weeks of nonstop Trump headlines was the nail in the coffin for me.

Your daytime self gets revenge on you by having an even shittier day!

There are only 2 presidential parties in America. Republican and Democrat. Any party that gains traction outside of those two only serves to disrupt one party in favor of the other.

Are there people in favor of a Green Party? Of course. But the Green Party is a scam to get republicans elected.

Boomer humor

I definitely don’t think of her as a neoliberal.

Honestly, nobody is the best choice! She’s pretty good!

Could you imagine the shitstorm if Democrats did this?

On the weekends my blood has a good percentage of potato in it. Though I don’t think that’s as good as potato free blood.

Potatoes, what can’t they do?

Omg, he’s going to be the next VP cause him and Trump keep making headlines. Please can we forget these trash piles exist for 1 week?