That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree

Unless you’re an elf baking cookies, we all live outside of maple trees :-D

As opposed to girl marathons?

Excuse me?? A reply by THE Alex Sadler about the TV show Chuck?? I think I can turn off the Internet for the day. I’m satisfied.

🤠

How much did they cost you?

Easier to replace the light switch at that point

[email protected] ?

Have you worked in a lifeless, joy sucking office job?? Cause that’s what you look like after the first week

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Oh I don’t own the stock. But you can’t deny that it’s been a great asset for anyone that got in early. Saying it’s down 30% from 6 months ago without looking at the big picture is short sighted.

Also, fuck Elon

zooms out 5 years

Up nearly 800%

Yooo hooo

Are you making a suggestive cat call? Or do you just like the chocolate beverage 😊

I like my options 0dte

By a huge margin

He said what he said!

Unlike the cake

My step mom’s step cousin

… But now I’m suuuuuuper curious

I almost choked from laughter

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?