I found one that says “Dispensaries Are Really Expensive”
I also live in a waspy town and several people have noticed the DARE letters, struck up a conversation about how great the program was and we should bring it back,etc. Then they actually read it and get all huffy. Best $24.99 I ever spent.
Really depends on your favorite flavor of spiritual koolaid here.
Some say you’ll burn forever if you’ve merely heard the word of God and not accepted it, others say you’ll burn regardless of if you had the opportunity to receive the word or not.
Some even say nobody ends up in hell forever and everyone gets saved eventually.
Just pick your favorite and let everyone else pick theirs.