Clearly that man needed to be taught more about evolution when he was in school.

When drag was growing up, all of the siblings had assigned controllers. Drag made sure of that. The little ones got to touch their own greasy filth, and drag’s was nice and clean. If drag had to touch a sibling’s controller, drag needed to wash drag’s claws or it wouldn’t feel right.

There’s a great scene in Harry Potter and the Natural 20 where they find the Mirror of Erised, and Milo the Human Wizard gets to use his ranks in Code Breaker, which he’s never used before. He busts out the pen and paper, ready for a difficult d20 check that will test the limits of his stats. And then he realises it’s just backwards. He’s so disappointed.

There was a card game where the elements of the periodic table were monsters and you had to ionic bond them to win. It had a tie in book series.

You should probably mention which regions this advice is limited to, to avoid confusing people from outside those regions who see your advice and misapply it.

Becoming a dragon is so 2014. Try fucking a dragon instead.

(Crashing you “computer” doesn’t usually fry your CPU, just crashes the software, nor does 100% CPU load necessarily crash your PC, just keep the CPU cool and within safe ampere/voltage)

Yeah, but brains aren’t computers. If you deprive a human of sleep for long enough, they die. If you play loud music at all hours of the day, they get stressed out and become mentally and physically ill. Forcing a human to process too much auditory stimuli is the organic equivalent of overclocking a CPU. And for organics it’s bad and dangerous. https://www.medicaldaily.com/torture-methods-sound-how-pure-noise-can-be-used-break-you-psychologically-318638

Imagine billions of people thinking at 100% capacity about every detail of your butt.

At that point you have become the oppressor class.

In the original version of the script, the point wasn’t to use humans as batteries, it was to use them as processors. The Matrix runs on human brains, and all the leftover brainpower is used on real world problems the machines were dealing with. They turned humans into the computers.

So, trying to overload the processing limits of the Matrix would just kill people. They’d drop dead from the mental strain. Best case scenario, you give everyone in the Matrix a hangover before the automatic safeties kick in.

Drag has helped plenty of acquaintances too, and they were all alive last drag saw them, but many dozens, drag has no way of knowing. The vast majority of people drag has ever met, drag will never see again.

Drag did say all drag could to prevent a suicide whenever one of drag’s friends was down. And it worked, none of drag’s friends are dead yet.

That’s fucked up

Are you sure you saw the word “deliberate”?

Allowing someone to be killed through deliberate inaction is the same as killing them. You’re responsible for the actions you chose not to take.

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There’s no chemistry in that article

Drag wishes they sold more fake ice cream, but unfortunately the vast majority of what you can find at the supermarket isn’t vegan.

Smiles serve a social purpose of indicating enjoyment to other people. This person is alone, and they don’t know they’re in a comic, so there’s no point in them smiling. They might be autistic and only smile for other people’s benefit.

The move to brand semantics as irrelevant is a conspiracy by people who don’t want words to have meanings. /hj

Look at the way monkeys communicate with each other. They hoot, screech, and throw poo. That’s communication without semantics. That communication is pure emotion, no meaning. The people who think semantics doesn’t matter are people who wish we all communicated more like monkeys.

Still salty about Tali and Visas.