People who go faster than you are reckless.

People who go slower than you are dumb.

And people who go the same speed as you are weirdos.

Buy a chest freezer

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about this to disprove it.

If you just pour some green sprinkles on it then it’s essential the same thing as peas as green sprinkles are the same color as peas.

A holes a hole 😔

There are no fish in the comic strip

anal-ytics

Alright guys. How do you all feel about a dessert lasagna?

So that’s why it’s called boxing day

🙏

I admit I had to pause and think about it for a minute.

Reverse scurvy

I’m a real leftist who is not voting this US election

No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read

Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

He’s like the opposite of based

Go eat some flowers!

I thought she was robbing people but that works too

You should try apple cider vinegar instead of white vinegar. I think you might enjoy that.

More like bears and whines