Imagine my surprise when Spider-Man.com lead to marvels website but Xmen.com lead to porn

My conspiracy theory is that all food companies just added more sugar to their recipes to get people addicted and keep them coming back for more.

I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼

Didn’t Russia cuck him by showing off his “wife”s nudes on state sponsored news?

Is that just a gravity battery that just so happens to be a dump truck as well?

I ain’t sayin you wrong. But I’m definitely not sayin you right without you providing proof

Maybe this is why they’re going so hard on switch emulators this past year. The switch 2 might be built similar enough to the 1 that switch 2 games are already able to be backed up without needing to learn anything new

Oh… like right now?

Was it this one?

That’s definitely not how that works

You sound like you’re shaking your fists while sitting on your porch

Blindsight into a movie or show by a producer who actually respects the material

Japanese business culture is like the American mafia you do the favor for the big guy and he’ll take care of you on his terms

Nintendo funds the composers and musicians and they get to make art they like and then nintendo goes to the world “look what I made”

I read it was sort of a lag between the sensory and memory parts of the brain I could be meting

It’ll be a moment for the history books when I can charge my mouse and use it at the same time

You get it

Thank you for the head cannon update. now marvels version of death is played by Aubrey plaza and it just fucking works

They’re not collecting it. They’re archiving it.

You wanted dvd? All we have is dvp!!!

The doom pregnancy test was technically doom displaying on an oled screen added to the pregnancy test and it was running on a separate machine.

Isotopic shift

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