lol John Goodman is on the hood of a car smashing the windshield with a golf club or a baseball bat. Completely destroying the fuck out of this car. And he’s yelling “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!”

Didn’t know he was vegan. Weren’t they both guests at the chefs table on Hell’s Kitchen recently? Do they make anything vegan on that show?

Today’s Hitler only eats at McDonalds.

You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???

And if it’s not fake, the president can declassify it just by thinking it.

I only accept signal invites from guys named Big Balls.

Getting high on your own farts is also a 4 step process.

Oh it’s great news either way. I’d just be curious about the numbers.

Yeah I’m wondering for how many weeks.

And then how many millions of ms office users there are? (Or billions…)

This is one way to deal with conflict of interests not being addressed. Too badly it can’t work for everything else. Like I can’t “boycott” space travel.

Right, you’d think they would provide vin numbers, which the government would then check against vehicle registrations with whatever DMV equivalent.

We call them “TPS reports” buddy. slaps back

Big Hitler is still pretty popular for some reason.

Topical

Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. 🎩🧐

I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.

Never realized how much that looks like a ram.

Humans are animals tho?

Wasn’t there a hacker group some years ago that released Signal binaries with backdoors that allowed attackers to read decrypted messages?

Was expecting harambe. And then also Saddam hiding somewhere.