I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

Too late, can’t move my legs anymore😔

Enough to feel FANTAstic

Badum tshhhh

He’s beginning to believe

“IT’S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!” -Onion to God

Dammit, now i can’t get up