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Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.
Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.
Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other “heretical” facts of sushi’s founding people, like: it’s fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪
You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.
No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.
In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they’re not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.
10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors’ wives, daughters, and all other livestock
(for clarity: “holy” books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)
LetMeSoloHer did it in his diaper and for free, noobs! 🤩🔥🤌🏾
RemindMe whenever Nintendo first sues someone for making a Tifa lifemate AI and marrying it.
What. Public restrooms no longer a safe place for homophobes to suck cock by proxy? I thought that was classic Republican 101 stuff right there. What has the world come to‽
It’s still Destiny: a pay-to-win grindfest PoS. Side question: I wonder how the marketing team accomplished that feat. Oh, wait. 🤌🏽
The fact that the reply used “hieroglyphics” and cats have been pulling this shit longer ago than those were used as written language… And said poster’s argument was that “someday” that wouldn’t be the case?
Have they met a fucking cat?!
So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.
Feminine hips and high waist?
You proudly wear that patch on your chaps that tells the world how much you are loved?
“NGL” in Idaho = “Not Gay LOL”?
Fair point, and oddly enough right up my alley, too. On one hand, I’ve hated “cranberry juice” for so long that I guess I assumed it was sugary bullshit all over the world. Sorry for that. 🙇🏽♂️ On the other, “don’t try this at home” is my middle name.
I’ll give you a few seconds to guess how much high fructose corn syrup is in “cranberry juice”… 🤦🏽♂️
There’s so much to unpack there. 🤣🤪
Might go for a walk!
Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽♂️