Fucksake. 🥹

Wary*

The hairstylist version of not paying.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪

You seem to prefer that SOP. Who am I to argue with genius?

Fair point, actually, and I was being glib. ✊🏽

I started highschool in '91.

Bring on the downvotes, bored Redditors.

Apologies, I misremembered that fact about Ren & Stimpy. Might’ve been mixing it up with other clearly “for stoners, by stoners” content (not unlike Rocko’s Modern Life). Additionally, “teen/young adult” is a kid — unless you’re a GOP politician/priest, and it’s “90s” not “90’s”, while we’re splitting hairs. 🤪

Ok, boomer.

American “kids” cartoons? Pfft. Have you already forgotten about Liquid Television? That shit was so clearly by stoners, for stoners that even MTV knew it wouldn’t fly in any other time slot than post-midnight, but maaan was it glorious! Sifl & Ollie, Ren & Stimpy, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Big Head, and so much more! (fuck Beavis & Butthead, the inbred cousin that made scrote-cheese like Howard Stern marketable? Hard pass.)

If this one wasn’t so shit at creating new slang, maybe it wouldn’t be so fuckin’ easy to give up on it?

ah, shit.

Shiiiit. I lost my virginity in '91, and I know I’m a “90s kid”.

edit: typo

Morphological dialectic momentum*

Hopefully, you’ll know that “stuck” is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Let’s be fair, here.

He “got shot” as much as your uncle “caught” that one fish before it “got away”.

He “got shot” as much as a “special teams” player is “part” of a football team.

He “got shot” as much as OJ’s glove “didn’t fit”.

He “got shot” like Lincoln didn’t.

Motherfucker “got shot” as much as his fans can read.

Has a shit grasp of logical fallacies, much less elementary logic

I’m European

Hunh. Did not see that coming.

Stuck*