For those interested

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Just for some context:

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Sounds fair

There are many planets but only one economy

Who’s there?

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Totally a red flag for me

Data

That’s German and means “the toe”

So which party is more UFO friendly?

Everyone says this house is haunted but I live here for 300 years and never saw a ghost

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

Wearing your enemies skull on your own head…

I’m a simple person. I see a linguistic meme, I upvote

“Words for granted” podcast

Like clan criminality or something. If a foreigner dies it has to have been another foreigner