My school strictly prohibits vehicle use, and considers all violations a strong offense that is on a three-strikes out rule.

Yes, it includes e-scooters and swan boats.

Yes, it includes whether you are in uniform or not.

Yes, it includes whether you are in school or not.

Yes, even if you are licensed.

Yes, it is enforceable anywhere.

The rule is obnoxiously blanket.

There’s also a guy who says that Lemmy was created by a communist.

Well, this time “at least it’s not spez” works even if it’s a fallacy.

My first internal question in my head was “how the fuck have they been living with this???” Of course the first thing I did was to inform the boss that I have to take a snapshot backup, and that working directly on prod is ill-advised.

He said “sure kid, you know better than me.” WAIT WHAT?!

When I came back to the university and submitted my report, my lab advisor was also like what the fuck.

Everyone was perplexed all the way to the department chair.

They let the intern access the production db. The company is one of the biggest hosting and internet service companies in the country. The db was SQL but had no primary key.

I was the intern. I normalized it to 3NF as part of my internship project.

You can unilaterally create another status code. What do you create?