Dude, I know it isn’t always possible, but I would be doing everything in my power to get out of Texas before they set up state border crossings to contain their breeding-aged female hosts. It isn’t just gaiety that makes us vulnerable to the boot, certain reproductive organs make us targets as well.

I am worried about a lot of the people in Texas, sending hugs.

Trying to watch that mess felt like listening to my schizophrenic relative explain her dream: Not fucking worth getting invested. Still voting against Trump but jeeze, this sure isn’t helping the case for our electoral system. Giant douche or Turd sandwich would literally be more compelling.

Cool!

That’s the scene I needed right now. Thank you.

I am so glad I waited for streaming on this one. It was fine, but way longer than it needed to be and convuluted as hell. I am glad to not be alone. That movie sniffs its own farts.

He says he saw the orca, Starboard, swim by with the shark’s liver in its mouth. I am so confused. They really take one organ and jet? They don’t eat the rest of the shark? Any whale biologists around?

Yessss, I am rewatching it right now and it’s been long enough that I can’t believe how good it is… again.

My mom was always on weird diets growing up and never let us have real butter and she never seasoned anything. Now my sister and I, adults, have adopted a French-level respect for butter in all things. I am fat but enjoy my food a lot more now that it tastes of food.

I pushed too quickly on my french press and an eruption of hot coffee water shot up the sleeve of my robe, which trapped it against my arm long enough to burn the skin. I am hoping for no blister, but I have a 4cm red triangle on my forearm now.

Rrrrrrrobot

Yes, you are taking it now, and you are almost out of time, and it will determine your future, and you forgot your pants! Such a Miguel day!