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In fairness to CEOs, those schoolkids aren’t job creators, so.

I would say they have a reckoning ahead of them either way because I don’t think that the 2nd amendment is actually all that compatible with fascism.

I always interpreted that title as a bit of a joke about the way people mispronounce it.

This answer best fits the brief I think. That is very strange.

I have a very high pressure stream when I urinate. Downside is I really have to worry about splash back at a urinal, upside is I can do little side quests while I’m peeing, spot cleaning the toilet bowl.

One man’s meme is another monster’s inspiration

That’s why we’re all so fucking weirded out by you.

As a homeschooled kid, I usually had the opposite problem. Mispronounced so much shit.

As someone who hires a lot of MBA types

I could give a shit about your cover letter

I could give a shit about your nice follow up email after the interview

I realize I’m a sample size of one, but I also don’t do cover letters or follow up notes for mydelf and I guess I am doing well enough that I have a bunch of energetic MBA types working for me.

I don’t think that is Imran Khan in the photo.

Hold on to your butts.

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

Congratulations. That is not easy to do!

I just wrapped up a delightful trip with my bride of 20 something years and got a job offer for a different position in my company during the trip.

It was a practically perfect trip, but I’m also very excited to go home because I have 4 more days of vacation left and I can’t wait go be reunited with my cats, and relax around the house for a few days.

If Lemmy is social media, then Lemmy is my only social media app. I have Mastadon installed but I never use it.

I think it has been a decade since I used Facebook or Twitter and I never tried any of the later generation of networks like Snap or TikTok.

Agreed.

But also, ive been noticing that that isn’t going so great lately.

I’ve managed to do this for decades without incident or injury to myself or others.

And chocolate. Cincinatti chili is great

This is brilliant.

I say this knowing many will reflexively disagree, but Vance is much much more dangerous.