That what ultimately ends my time here, will be my own fault.

And spiders… Fuck spiders.

So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

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Noodles, specifically Bee Hoon (rice vermicelli). Mild and feels like is absorbs all the sins of the night before.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m an 80s kid and I loved Alf. How did I not connect this sooner?! This is amazing OP!

New life goal, open up a queer bar called “Ballgowns and Fractals”.

A lot of basic foods, for instance: tuna, Pop Tarts(toaster pastries), Frozen Veg, Dry Pasta.

The store brands are so much cheaper and often higher quality.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I’d still settle for taco trucks on every corner…

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

I mean yes, because that, but also it’s just pretty.

I’m a total wimp and I went upper outer thigh. Got it at a reputable place, but spur of the moment with a friend. Very little pain, almost always hidden, but as a bonus, gives me an excuse to hike up my shorts/skirt when it comes up in conversation.

GoldenEye split screen.

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

#FuckThePalePaleoPatriarchy