You talk about things that nobody cares

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny’s panties moist

Muff, Ireland. They have a fantastic diving club.

I once knew a man from Nantucket…

upstate: situated or occurring in the northern part of a state, especially the northern part of New York State as contrasted with New York City. “upstate New York”

I’d recommend taking it to a watch servicing shop. Some bands require special tools and they cost more than the $10-20 the shop will charge you.