As a black guy, I can confirm that I do have arm hair. It’s very fine, though, and blends in unless you’re specifically looking for it.

…well shit.

I had “Thunder Punch” He-man who had a little backpack that took the circle 6-shot caps. You twisted his torso & got a BANG! with the punch.

The 80’s were a time

As a cis male, I’ve exclusively been called “Hun / Hon” by waitresses and gay men.

I’ve not been offended by any of them.

I had a couple with spring loaded “crash damage”, one on the side and one on the rear. When it got hit hard enough, the panel would flip around and the car would be “dented”.

Was awesome.

We didn’t do exhaust work

I’d have looked up the blue book value of her car, doubled it, then gave that number and said “plus labor”.

Sorry, I’d be worried about Half-Demon magical powered telepathic crazy…

… The group chat is going to hate me.

inserts ID card:

Bunny ears, Jar, Pill, Heart.

Door Opens

When I was a kid I got kicked out of the house at 9am on the weekends with no cell phone; now walking less than a mile is grounds for parents to get arrested?

It pulls me into the fetal position for a good cry

Think about direction, wonder where you are because you remember dumb song lyrics and not navigation skills.

That’s actually the one I own! It’s a blast and full of little D&D references, but you don’t have to know anything about D&D to play.

Violence is the universal form of communication.

Ever played one of the “Betrayal at _________” boardgames?

If not, you should!

You can only call it a drone if it’s from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

You forgot about the Meth

Ah, Raven…

Too bad she’s about as stable as a cow on skates.

There are various spices that go into chili that have been lost to time & grandfather’s taking recipes to the grave. I’m ok with a little experimenting, but it should taste like Chili, not “Chili”.

Also, there is a hard line in the sand at elbow noodles. That’s Goulash.

You ever had a brown sugar bourbon BBQ sauce?

Same concept with chili.

If you haven’t already had it, looks like I’ve added to your homework assignment!