Except his genitals, how do you know God isn’t a woman?

Nope, I’ve seen at least 3 completely different designs, none of those compatible.

Anything is a dildo hammer, if you’re brave enough.

I picked up a copy of Overload somewhere on the high seas. The graphics on that game are so intense that my poor little laptop can only get like 3 frames per second at its absolute lowest resolution and quality settings ☹️

Maybe one day I’ll get a better system worthy of high end games. It’s just not high on my priorities list now, as I don’t play games nearly as often as I did in my teens and 20s.

At least they were nice enough to leave it on bricks so they can still get a jack underneath it 😂

Granted that this isn’t microwave related, but it’s definitely popcorn related. Have you ever heard of a popcorn cannon? They’re designed to even be able to pop regular corn right off the cob…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZCR2t5C11g

The first uses of the hypotenuse theorem came centuries before Pythagoras, unknown exactly when it came to be. Pythagoras just happens to be credited to be the first to document it.

http://5010.mathed.usu.edu/Fall2021/BDzierzon/history.html

Edit: Noting that the http site doesn’t seem to load in Android WebView mode, fuck Google Chrome, it loads in Firefox though.

Descent

Don’t worry, I put you back on the shelf with a higher price tag.

You

Oof, I hear you there. So the CAD software you use won’t run under WINE?

Oddly enough, I’ve repaired a plasma cutter controller system running CAD software from 1991, running under Microsoft Xenix of all things.

It probably ain’t too much of a stretch to get that software running under Linux, if only the company released their source code.

It was cheaper for them to keep their old stuff running than dump $20,000+ into a new updated system.

Who said I can’t figure out how to install Windows? I don’t want Windows anymore.

The very first thing I did when I got my laptop that shipped with Windows 10 was format it and install Linux.

It’s a shame that I can’t transfer the Windows key in the firmware to someone that could use it ☹️

Okay. Undercooked meat may yield bad parasitic worms. So what, what makes pork any different than any other meat in that regard?

Always cook meat thoroughly and that shouldn’t be a problem. Pork ain’t any different.

You’re supposed to remove your clothes from your anus before you go to the laundromat.

I won’t make that mistake again.

Sorta related, enjoy…

“Anything and everything all of the time”

Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

Linux never asked my mother’s maiden name nor insisted on creating a cloud account just to log into my computer.

Also, many distros of Linux come with all the main baseline productive software one should need on a live boot media, ain’t even gotta install it to try it out.

Apparently they still don’t understand food preparation, otherwise these fast food joints wouldn’t have had to pull onions off their foods.

Why you think I mentioned onions first? The cycle continues…

Be the change you want to see. Strip naked in the laundromat, lead by example…

“But this bitch just works now”

Haha, sounds like you’re pulling from my own quote bucket!

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Onions live in filth. Potatoes live in filth. All fruits and vegetables live in filth, often fertilized with manure.

So what the fuck does filth have anything to do with anything?