You right

I remember a few people got caught for hiring a hit man at hireahitman.com (or something equally on the nose and obvious).

In that case, at least, law enforcement set up the website

Is this happening so often that it requires a law?

Why not put that money, time, and effort into providing sexual education so people better understand how to not get pregnant, reducing the occurrence of abortions?

Automod to remove every post for inciting violence.

Alternatively, requiring posts to include “Luigi”, removing any that don’t, and have reddit remove the rest

It would be kind of funny if, in protest, mods set automod to remove every post for inciting violence