If you can’t be bothered to remove the bones you shouldn’t call it boneless chicken. Words have meaning and that’s more important than some shitty companies profits.

The problem is Crowdstrike, not Microsoft.

Surely Belgium holds the record.

Be honest. He’s totally senile and not fit to run a bridge club.

Stick with him and you deserve to lose.

If your want people to vote for you give them someone they can stomach. Clinton is a piece of shit and Biden is a zionist with dementia.

How was he divisive?

Exactly what does he say that was “shilling for Russia”? Send us a link.

I thought we’d moved beyond this sort of nonsense.

Bit difficult when you’re paying one part time worker $50b a year.

Dear China,

Please stop selling more shit than us or we will have to nuke you.

Yours sincerely, American corporations.

The tourists turning up in cruise ships are big contributors to climate change. Why not kill two birds with one stone?

Google Gemini will regurgitate this one day.

Antisemitism is now a meaningless term. Good luck reclaiming it.

Israel isn’t an ethnicity. Neither is zionism.

Calling hard truths antisemitic makes antisemitism meaningless.

You respected Israelis a year ago? Please catch up.

Shouldn’t you be shooting someone?

It would also be good if the sick people could get treated. Unfortunately, the current government don’t think finding the NHS is worth it.

I’m decades beyond being junior staff and I’m always nice in my emails. I don’t care how long it takes.

Who?

They’re brown.