That explains why no one laughs at my jokes

You don’t need to learn it. You have magic. You can make it

No. They really don’t.

I suspect you have had the similar experience where régime supporters automatically assume you are safe to voice their real opinion around?

They don’t care how evil, gross, or horrible it is. These men talk about women as lesser beings. These men insist on the existence of a natural hierarchy. I’m sure a fair number of minority immigrants would hear their curated rhetoric and say “well yeah” because they had similar ideas from their previous culture. The thing they never realize is that the hierarchy is white men, then white women, then various minority rankings of men (who are seen as a threat) then minority women at the bottom.

And that’s just the surface, because I can’t hold back the statement of “fuck right off” and keep listening how deep their opinions go. Hence why the idea of drafted wives took me by surprise.

Ah. Good. The one thing I was worried about in a nuclear war was my fucking flight plans.

And that just freaking blows my mind. I’ll admit I’m a tall blue eyed WASP male, with some success in my career, so based on their definition of outward appearances dictating good genes, I’d fall into that category of eligible bachelor that Nazi Germany had.

But I fail to see how the wife I would get assigned would be guaranteed to be desirable. For all I know, the state would select a petite 22 year old, blonde hair blue eyed white girl but from bumbfuck middle of nowhere Kentucky who is dumber than rocks and I always have to do everything for her that isn’t cooking or baby making. That’s a fuckload of stupid, Id have nothing in common with her, we’d probably both be lonely as fuck since we’re 12 years apart.

To me, it sounds like their eugenics movement has nothing to do with a master race, and more so with a bunch of men that lack self-awareness and desire an animated sex doll.

That men should be given a wife by the state

Ok so while I joke about this subtext in the whole thing - if they actually want that, how the fuck do they expect that to work?

Historically the closest thing to “being given a wife” was a dowry, which in my mind is a stupid term made up for a family selling their daughter.

Yeah. I’ve been screened. That one gives me between 20-24 depending on a couple of the middle of the road answers. There’s another one that’s much longer that highlights the ADHD and general anxiety traits, but the two categories ASD rates high on are low scores.

I mean I get it. I’m an engineer, I overanalyze the shit out of everything, I’m anxious socially, I get bored as shit easily, I’m terrified of effort yielding no results. It’s paradoxical in my head: I am lonely, crave social interaction, but I’m so terrified of it I avoid opportunities as much as possible.

We should like set up a discord where we set specific channels for languages and do the whole integrated learning thing.

Or maybe I should play Elden Ring in different languages

Or watch Star Wars in different languages

What sort of bullshit first class train is this? Where’s all the sadness? Why is it so white?

Look man

Y’all know far too much for this. I’m 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.

It doesn’t help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason

Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say “pool closed” we assumed that meant cause no staff was around

Chess gambling ?

Is this like computer chess or chess where the board is in a certain configuration, or two dudes just going at it?

I can’t imagine how you’d make a wager. Unless you, yourself are gambling against someone else. Then I guess it doesn’t matter, but that isn’t really gambling it’s just one person paying another to play chess?

And there was me, who entrapped himself in a terrible relationship and had neither sex nor fun

If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life

Did anyone having Pakistan and India going hot on 2025 bingo card?

Has there been a actual dogfight since Vietnam?

That’s modern dogfighting. Don’t viate enemy airspace so ground AA can’t get you. Rely on BVR missiles because if you are in range with guns something went terribly wrong

Isn’t VMWare out of support anyway?

Not that I fault the users of it - a perpetual license is a perpetual licence and good luck with the C&D, but there are other options. Though I only know of OpenShift on RHEL.

I get that it’s a bit

But Jesus Christ that’s the kind of good crazy I want in a partner

Oh my god. It’s fucking 1:37am and I’m absolutely losing it over this, Well done Op.

Man when I think of living it up with wealth and power I think of Sal Maroni in The Dark Knight.

These guys don’t need a criminal underworld to have a cigar, dress in a tailored designer suit, get a drink and a couple of girls to pretend to like you while you drown your thoughts in excessively loud music and exotic dancers on stage.

I think these elite are afraid of what they are: flawed humans. They can’t get everything they demand, and they’d rather destroy humanity than admit they were wrong or made a mistake, or felt bad about something. So they have to pump the fascists up and make damn sure the people have someone other that just you to get angry about.