Is that what they call kids these days? That explains a lot.

Oh my… I’m not sure what kind of family you grew up in…

Here’s to hoping he has a twin brother, who is equally as cool.

Billion dollar bribes? Wow

That might get ya stabbed.

It’s not a crime to stab the president of a company. So, I guess just eluding a police officer then.

Wasn’t the last one the war to end all war? I think someone didn’t get the message.

What was the crime?

Yes.

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So sad /s

“The findings that there is no evidence of alcohol poisoning is great news for Fiji, especially for our vital tourism industry,” he added.

Doubt.

It’s probably a good thing not to put your dick in anything from Florida.

Fuck Russia.

Yeah that’s a good point. I get shit months after.

Well, you know what to do next time.

While I don’t disagree that this happens frequently, the wording seems to be unrealistic. They would never go into this much detail, in such an unprofessional way. They have form letters that get vetted by legal teams. This would never pass.

Of course I could be wrong and this seriously is how UH talks.

I’m making a joke

Very few differences.

Republicans are taking notes.