Something I’ve learned in life is that should be and is are not the same thing. You’re right, that he should be okay, but the cops are going to want to stick this to someone. It’s way too high profile for them to let it go. If happy dude isn’t their guy and walks in the front door, the cops would make him their guy.

I’d do two bags in two separate locations with different changes of clothes in each. whichever bag I went would depend on what the circumstances afterwards were.

If happy dude isn’t the CEO clean up guy, walking into a police station would be the best to way to ensure he gets the CEOs death pinned on him or worse. Happy dude would be best hiring a lawyer and following their advice.

No, there’s a desire to depose quite a few world leaders including billionaires

de·pose /dəˈpōz/ verb verb: depose; 3rd person present: deposes; past tense: deposed; past participle: deposed; gerund or present participle: deposing

1.
remove from office suddenly and forcefully.
"he had been deposed by a military coup"

Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

If i paid money to every the patreon of every content creator that I want to support, it’d be a lot more money than youtube premium. Better believe ill be cancelling premium the very first ad I see though.

Some of us Americans are fat enough to qualify as two people. The math works out.

That depends, is this knife a baby?

No thanks

I’ve got one of those milwaukee ones that my work bought me but I want to get that fancy one from ifixit, mostly I just want to try it out.

What about a ball peen hammer and a battery powered soldering iron?

My job occasionally takes me out into middle of nowhere unmanned industrial facilities. I keep a roll of toilet paper in a plastic coffee can, because these facilities usually don’t have facilities.

My cats eat through the bag of any pet food in the house, unless I put it somewhere so completely unreachable its difficult for me and impossible for my wife to get to it. We just use a couple of old coolers to store theirs and the dogs food.

Im in the same boat, I’ll either move to some cracked version of windows without the recall bs, or more likely some linux distro.

You should! It’s probably not bad for you. It hasn’t killed me yet anyway.

Wax paper tastes different

for me, sometimes my internal monologue is like a very lazy audio book narrator who only reads the dialogue, and sometimes not even that. other times its like i have the whole cast of a radio drama in there, in the middle of the apex of the plot.