Everything’s in soft focus with some aha song playing the the background as the grinder keeps grinding.

The running thought is these non-native European honeybees couldn’t find forage at the right times due to climate change and these massive commercial hives died of malnutrition. That’s why introduced species and monoculture agriculture don’t work out so well.

I think you could take an opossum. They generally forget they can bite while hissing. A puma on the other hand…

Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?

And whaddya get?

“When I heard the terrible news, I poured myself a small brandy.”

"I parked in front of our house, entered the yard and my wife greets me crying, shouting: ‘Petko, Petko, they announced on TV that you have died!’

I’m sorry for your loss Petko.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cx2e1pkp114o

Hey these guys we’ve never heard of are cheap, let’s hire them to transport stuff for us.

In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though? It’s all my girlfriend/boyfriend left me, I’m lonely and depressed. I wanna be your dominated love slave.

Green Day was peak sad and horny.

Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.

It has everything to do with farming. Indian states can’t cull cattle by slaughter but produce an immense amount of milk and have female productive cows having a male calf roughly every 36 months(really less than that, but we’ll be conservative). Where the hell do you think these male calves are going if they can’t be slaughtered or killed? They’re largely “naturally” removed by starvation and dehydration. Real humane. They’re certainly not all ending up in sanctuaries. Same with the majority of unproductive female cattle. With a productive cow producing a calf roughly every year over their four to five year production period and the natural lifespan being around 20 years there’s a mathematical problem here that results in starving urban cattle. That or we entirely replace India’s human population with cattle.

I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it

Chickens are just fragile anyway even free range. Go ahead and try to raise your own and tally up how many die between sexing to get female chicks and just environmental deaths. Of note, I’m no vegan, but the idea that egg eating is somehow morally superior to meat eating is kind of silly to me. Like milk, the things you do to create the conditions to collect plenty of it ain’t without harm and death.

It’d frankly be pretty wasteful to raise eggs or milk without occasionally eating whatever you cull. See India’s starving abandoned urban cattle eating trash for a practical example of that.

Edit; OP deleted their account citing me as a major reason when I never even replied to them, lol. Some folks get defensive about the damnedest things.

They’re not getting the first lady to actually do anything.

Hey you should get HIV too so then if they have to nuke your bone marrow and then replace it with someone else’s you can get cured and and up in the news.

Since this is a shitpost, was it butt cancer?

In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.

I think that micharacterizes his evilness and intent. He’s specifically saying that free trade was supposed to be a good thing because it would allow exploitation but it’s not allowing enough exploitation for his tastes. Essentially he’s arguing against liberal economic colonialism to support fascist economic colonialism. And he doesn’t want those countries to ever gain any advantage.

There is. Watch the video. That noise isn’t just the crowd screaming.