When I bring my banana through the cashier lane they give me a dirty look. But when I ride one of the lawnmowers inside and try to mount a self check out, I get kicked out of the store. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Like sleeping with a lawn mower in the room. But I’d take that over being sticky and hot.

I can smell this area

Everytime I see an article about an artist that ordered a cease and desist, all the sudden music experts come out of the woodwork. “BuT THeY pAID fOr aLl thE RiGHTs aNd caN Do whatEver ThEY WAnt with IT”

It usually ends with “what a washed up performer anyways”.

Go back to your Kid Rock.

They did the same thing when he rode a bike with… A bike helmet on.

They changed out their bread too, didn’t they? Not in a good way like you’d expect because of the price change, but like, dough mixed with cardboard.