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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Get a dehumidifier.

    Ensure ceiling fan rotation is switched on summer mode.

    Bag of ice in the freezer to chew on and always have in a drink. Ice trays are no good.

    Waterhole.

    Office job.

    Keeping lights off/low can be psychologically “cooler” for some.

    Bed with wet hair or damp towel will help sleep faster.

    Wash regularly to scrub “ick” layer and keep fresh skin on top.

    Pub.

    Ice pack vests. Can DIY. Fucking amazing.

    Sit around in your undies and pretend you love it and eventually you do.







  • you often need to buy it from other countries. For instance, Russia. Not great.

    Yeeeeah, I wouldn’t worry about that. Sure we (Australia) are conservative with our fears of mining and exporting uranium, especially with the Cold War and reactor whoopsies around the world. But historically it doesn’t take much for us to go down on an ally.

    Just let us finish unloading all our coal off to the worst polluting nations first, then we’ll crack the top-shelf stuff.


  • You shall make no idols to yourselves; and you shall not set up for yourselves graven images, or a memorial pillar. And you shall not set up any image of stone in your land in order to bow down to it. For I am Jehovah your God.

    He went pretty ape shit about the golden cow—as believable any part of that story goes. Catholics seem to be all about idoloc knick-knacks and getting all stabby and controlling over them… Like, the opposite of what a Christian is meant to do.









  • Scammers abroad: Troll with randomness. Laugh at inappropriate times. Nod at them while making the eating food gesture. Randomly start pointing down a street like you’re trying to give directions but just shrug. Pick a random sports team name and say, “Gooooo EAGLES!” while nodding and dancing. Basically pick some random thing, pretend they said it, and you’re going along with it.

    If they’re pointing to friendship braclets, you say “9 o’clock.” even though it’s 1:30. If they keep doing it, you just laugh, nod, and clap.

    My favourite is pretending I’m deaf and making up signing. When they start gesturing, I repeat the gesture in shock. When they nod, I act disgusted like they’re sick in the head.

    They will very quickly move on since you’re a waste of time. The more awkward you make it, the better, especially if you’re drawing looks from others.


  • saltesc@lemmy.worldOPtoMemes@lemmy.mlEasier said than done
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    10 days ago

    Oh, I’ve never looked into it, I just noticed it sometimes. I don’t say anything harmful or nasty, just unpopular so I expect downvote burial even before I hit the post button haha. I figure that’s how it’s always meant to work. Downvotes handle dipshit remarks, mods handle malicious ones. But seems entire conversations with multiple people get removed because, despite all the positive upvotes and people involved in a good ol’ fashion discussion, a mod has a different personal opinion and it all goes. Even the off-hand comments connected to that thread.