It’s funny now that one of the lyrics in Weird Al’s “I Can’t Watch This” parody from 1990 is

I hooked up 80 channels, and each one stunk!

and 80 channels was supposed to be a ridiculously huge number.

The only time I see broadcast TV is if I’m in a hotel. I honestly can’t remember the last time I watched it in my own home, but it’s probably been around 15 years.

“The security around Mangione today is because of what they’ve been seeing in terms of the public support for him and their security worries about somebody not trying to attack him, but to try and free him from law enforcement,” CNN chief law enforcement and intelligence analyst John Miller said.

I mean, gloves work, too…

And also with context.

But accurate!

“Free speech” means “hate speech” when right-wingers say it.

Murica.

Honestly, most people aren’t that bad. But the ones who are are tend to be REALLY bad and they’re the ones who are remembered.

The fact that he used Luigi as his Steam avatar makes it even better.

If we need more judgemental people, you’re certainly doing your part! Resorting to personal attacks, too. Stay classy!

In a way, he did! This is from the Japanese version. The cigar was removed in the North American one. Same with the Earthbound Beginnings crow above.

He predates Rare’s DK by 4 years. Guess DK’s a ripoff of him!

That one pissed off Macbeth, too.

Ah, good find! Although his buff form anatomy is so different from the norm it doesn’t answer any questions.

Not people who were born via Caesarean.

Maybe she managed to enjoy it for a few days?

The short term effect of voting for the “greater evil” (or not voting at all): straight to the far, far right.