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Hopefully this brings the Aints back to Earth, thank you Saquon!

Oh God no, we’ve won way more Super Bowls than the Eagles. I mean only one more, but still

The both of you are correct.

“Sportsball normie Lemmy user” reporting in and I have the answer! The answer being: I DON’T KNOW . Not all of us are the same. My usual response to my team having a disappointing season is just trying to enjoy the rest of the season from an entertaining perspective while dying inside over my team’s showing.

When my team has won the Superbowl (will not disclose the amount of times), I have ridden that sublime high for well, all of my life since that fateful year(s) in a sun kissed peace almost like a runners high. I never felt the need to fuck shit up is what I’m saying

At this point one can argue that these assassination attempts are just the will of the people exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. This is just normal everyday stuff you have to get used to, right Republicans?

Especially if the kid isn’t born white, double game over

NBC late as hell with this Trader Joe’s news. Source: ME! (I work there). We’ve had these recall notices on the registers for like two months

Actually Based Beyond Belief 🙌 that’s a W quote if there ever was one

Hey just DM’d you as I don’t want to hijack this celebratory thread with cat-sadness. Thanks for being so kind and sympathetic

Jesse Weirders

I didn’t know that he already had a family before he fucked it up, but I’m not surprised. This guy has the smug vibe of a serial killer that hasn’t been caught yet, very punchable face/10

Thank you so much for this, Dharma. It’s eerily similar to what his sister (litter mate) passed away from and we’re just trying our best to hang on. My wife and I both have her paw print tattooed on us (my wrist, her ankle) and It’s only been a year and a half. We can’t lose our little dude, it’s too soon

With all of the horrible stuff that just never ends in this world, the existential dread blanketing me over the health of my cat, this little thing… the announcement of a show I love coming back has brightened my day considerably

His motorcade went by my work on the way to this implosion. People were outside flicking them off. Unironically based and patriot-pilled 🇺🇸

Did you see those clips where she was actually laughing??? What an inhuman monster ugh!
/s (should be obvious)

Surely not for the last time, I’m an embarrassed American

Dude, that’s hilarious and I’m so glad that I asked. #CLOONEYD

Alright, I’ll bite. You mentioned it previously, what’s your “personal” beef with George Clooney? Are you David O Russell or something?

Holy hell if that’s not a product of it’s time lol. I used to love the Rage faces too, Yyyeeshing so hard at Past myself

As if I needed another reason to hate the Kansas City Chiefs