I would simply refuse all gifts rather than give them to the owner.

I’m disappointed that this is news to anyone, but uplifted that someone learned history.

This made me laugh pretty heartily. 10/10.

When it comes to alcohol, stronger forms, like whiskey, for example, actually dehydrate, while beer shows better results.

I’m replacing water with beer the next time I run a marathon.

/this was a joke. i don’t run

I lost funding because I was attempting to revive the transatlantic accent for use in films.

/this was a joke.

Ok, first laugh of the day, but I’m also a computer nerd. Well done.

Here’s a resource: https://serverfault.com/

I’m saving this comment to review later, when I’m more alert. Thanks!

I always wanted to marry a lady with a bunch of bullshit in her face. /s

My mother indoctrinated me to think that tattoos meant a person was “bad.” I have three and I’m looking to get more when I figure out what the next ones are.

Hey, Israel is so super ethical. They one try on women’s lingerie because it keeps them from getting shot. They only starve children because those children will become terrorist. They only shoot people seeking aid or food because they’re seeking aid or food. What would you do if someone wanted water? Not shoot them? Are you insane?!

This comment is sarcasm. Fuck Israel and the IDF.

The surest sign that I’ve got old is that I make a sound when I get up.

Oh, whoops. Here you go:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/37661027

Edit: original: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3bf38d29-c6d6-403d-9c72-14f7bd712764.mp4

The set will not be available to rewatch on BBC iPlayer.

Oh, whoops. Here you go:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/37661027

Edit: original: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3bf38d29-c6d6-403d-9c72-14f7bd712764.mp4

I support it because I’m with “The People.”

Stfu. The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man ftw.

Cheers. We’re just nerds who love films.

“Let’s give him more powers!”

Couldn’t tell you. They are pretty passive thoughts; I don’t concentrate hard on them. I’ll do them here for today (tomorrow, from your comment):

1. The heat has passed and I should be able to keep the windows open today.

2. I woke up feeling pretty good.

3. One of my favorite podcasts has an interview with a cool person that I get to listen to in a bit.

They aren’t life-changing. Just small appreciations.

Every day, without fail, I think of three things for which I am grateful. A reminder fires on all my devices. I don’t dismiss it until I’ve completed the task, whether that’s early in the day or not until the evening. Keeps my outlook healthy cause I’m a pretty cynical person.

The End of Policing.