You are hereby banned from the sewing room.

You think cutting through a tree won’t dull scissors? Fabric is made from plant fluff or hair.

More seriously - Yes you can sharpen them but many fabric stores no longer offer the service regularly. Some knife sharpeners will do it but others won’t. My scissors can be sent back to the maker to be sharpened but then I would be without my fabric scissors for weeks. If you do it yourself you will fail.

I think there’s also a small area that’s rich people skiing, some additional lake lovers, ice road truckers, and empty

I (my parents) had a computer when I was 5 and didn’t learn to type properly until I took a typing class on manual typewriters in middle school because computer games don’t teach you to type and we didn’t have the internet

Murder she wrote

Why must you malign shrimp Jesus so

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