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If you don’t mind: what and where do you ‘perform’ exactly. Asking for a friend.
If you don’t mind: what and where do you ‘perform’ exactly. Asking for a friend.
God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.
Dude. You got 3 whole messages?
It’s a whole different vibe when you imagine it’s Watson as played by Lucy Liu.
Further revisions: Don’t like things that aren’t me.
…but you can say more if you want to…
This cure could have been used to save pedophiles. Flawless win.
Which people? Could be a net positive.
That is literally a point against your original point.
You’re missing the point. Where do you think the money that the journalist need to pay for food should come from? Were you just about to sign up for a paid subscription?
No. I use pihole. Also, sometimes, some things actually have to be paid for.
I don’t know. Why would they need special dildos?
Would it just be a Fleshlight then?
I forgot about Digg. Whatever happened to it?
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
Username checks out.
Pfff. Everyone can do that… Two times.
Whatever you do, just don’t imagine licking it.