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That is really specific. You okay, buddy?
i’m a turtle
That is really specific. You okay, buddy?
I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.
Benefits:
4,000 weeks. 750k hours. That’s what the average human gets.
This is how I keep count.
Don’t dial that phone number to see if it works; you’ll get the fuzz.
I hate when people use the transitive “going to be” to describe “is.”
“Hey, what’s your phone number?” “It’s going to be 911-551-0911.”
Her phone number is 911-551-0911 and has been such for a while now. Why does she feel the need to use a transitive verb structure to describe that it will change to that in the future?
I see people using this “it’s going to be” structure for ordering food (they are ordering food now, saying “spaghetti, please” is much less weird than saying “it’s going to be spaghetti”), as part of my job when someone is reporting current or past statistics, and events that aren’t coming up or aren’t scheduled, and are in the past.
Terra Ignota used carefully calculated automobile tragedies as a pretext for civil war.
wait wait wait, lemmy get this right
The pun was there the whole time!
If history is okay with our degenerate friend Fry here being his own grandpa, who are we to judge?