This. As a hillbilly with no access to books growing up, with my education practically stopping at the 4th grade and no stores in sight to purchase books from, I would have never had access to the things I read without piracy.

I half believe that’s why it’s an issue in the first place.

I started my reading adventure at 640x480 on windows 98.

Isn’t protest coooooo you guys?

Oh this is rad, thank you!

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First of all, I have not seen it, and second off, I don’t want to see it. Lets focus on the Reddit lawsuit.

This is fucking funny. :p

You gotta get longer cut tobacco and a scale to keep it consistent.

I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p

I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand.

Huht huht huht

I love drinking until I’ve had a drink, and then I do that again every single day. I don’t drink a lot but it’s still aggravating.

My mother quit smoking 25 years ago and still has panic attacks about it every few weeks.

That pisses her off so she won’t ever smoke again.

Meanwhile idiots like me ended up vaping all day long and when I went back to cigarettes my tolerance was through the roof and I smoked more than I ever did.

I can relate.

I never got as bad as my father, who used a lighter once a day and lit the rest of them off of the last one.

I roll my own. Cheap as hell, but I wish I could stop. I’d lose my goddamn mind if I did.

I do both! Wooohoooo!

So start smoking and you won’t even notice.

Seriously though, as a lifelong smoker I do my best to keep it from being anyone else’s problem.

I wouldn’t have seen the two thin legs without y’all helping me.

Probably because I grew up during the “let’s all look like Jonathan Davis” era.

It’s just like anything else honestly.

I have a cousin with a sometimes stiff button for a penis a he has never dated below a 10.

His wife is gorgeous and his kids are beautiful. Been married almost 20 years and had multiple flings before that, as well as girls going batshit insane over him all his life despite an entire small town seeing his shorts come off at the local pool.

I told the guys on the Reddit small wiener community about this ages ago and they told me to go to hell and that life was miserable and I didn’t understand and was making it up. Well, I might not understand personally, but I’m definitely not making it up.

Women don’t give a damn, not really. Your bros might give you shit, but most women don’t care.

Some do. Some don’t like guys who eat Cheetos and want a dude who eats healthy and works out. Oh well. She ain’t the one.

Don’t stress.

You know what made life so easy with the women for my cousin? You can see his confidence a mile away. He’s brilliant and he knows it. So are you. Know it.

These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.

It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.

Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.

You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.

All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.

All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.

I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.