It’s even funnier when you realize flight “attendants” are highly trained critical members of the flight crew.

They are the frontline during an emergency, ensuring evacuations occur promptly and warning the pilots of any issues leaking into the cabin.

Disobeying their orders while in flight is a federal crime.

This was our one chance to round up the murderous anti-mask bioterrorists en masse, throw them in prison, and let God sort them out.

Instead we decided to make flight crew into nannies.

The LG flex had a flexible and self-healing screen in 2013

I genuinely think shit like this is what promotes antisocial behavior in children. As in clinically antisocial, not just a synonym for introverted.

Children learn hundreds of new words and new things every week. That’s their entire purpose in life at that age.

Deliberately lying to them about how basic reality works for extended periods of time is likely what causes the neural short circuits of religion and conservatism.

breed is literally bred to increase aggression over hundreds of generations

nooo they just look scary they’re so cuddly noooo you don’t understand

The patient fully embraced the Elon propaganda and spouted his praises on the dozens of media interviews he agreed to.

No sympathy for someone who invited a leopard into their house to catch the mice

Ahhh, and the self report comes out - as it always does.

defending a right wing think tank

uses a false definition of DEI to strawman against it

having no idea what Marxism is

Nice try, fascist! That shit doesn’t work on intelligent people. Only yall.

I bet you fancy yourself as one, eh?

Also see Hawaiian slack-key for a super unique and culturally rich style

Volunteering is a common graduation requirement for American high schools and liberal arts college courses.

Got to get them nice and docile for corporate drone life while they’re still in their formative years.

Lmao what trite contrarian bullshit, you yourself asserted your high value in this same comment thread.

Get over yourself.

I make more btw, cheers!

Shit boomer take

Well about 2500 years before the events of Dune, they also had the idea to advance technology.

Unfortunately it went so terribly that humanity was almost hunted to extinction and the creation of thinking machines are now banned in every part of the empire!

These .world comments are fucking wild. Really telling that the are the same people desperately trying to convince the LBGT vote while posting bigotry in the next breath.

Every time I go to (regional fast food chain) or Taco Bell or something, the line is about 1/5 poors and the other 4 are almost always a $70,000 truck or one of those ridiculous circular BMW/Benz SUVs or a decidedly non-base model Tesla.

The US has reached the point where the “haha look at the poors” food is consumed by the rich and the poors are, well…

It’s honestly hilarious how Americans refuse to wake up to class consciousness, desperately shouting about how all the other countries have it so much worse.

Even the village idiot in Iraq knows the TV media is all propaganda. Meanwhile, US corporations spending millions on campaigns against state bills is completely normal and people actually trust the signs they put up.

Lol. Lmao. This ships going down and taking the whole world with it.

The US figured out if you run a reign of terror stomping out all thoughts more left-wing than Mussolini, gutting the (formerly) famous bastions of international science on US soil, chasing professors out of universities, and suppressing all contrary thoughts with prison, nobody is left to fight back.

Weird how the libs will screech about the cultural revolution while ignoring which country successfully did it first…

I mean if you’re going to do a reign of terror and ruin millions of lives, at least come out the other side with actual benefits lmfao.

For all the evil it came with, China went from agrarian peasants to world leading scientists and cities. The US… well, lol.

Have you seen him lately, semaglutide has done wonders for him.

Which is good, as the gaming industry is officially dead once we lose Valve to corporate profit chasing as soon as he passes

How quickly people forget how major metro hospitals in the US had rows of refrigerated semi trailers because there were too many bodies

How doctors and nurses were told to wash and reuse their N95s despite it being proven to compromise their effectiveness because supplies were so low

I hope this bird flu shit blows up even worse, maybe then these dumbasses will get the message

Popes these days are so woke. Back when popes were real men, the Emperor of Japan would be excommunicated and crusade called to reclaim Kyoto for this unprecedented insult

#MAVA

They do, every year, at career fairs across the nations schools. It’s called divesting from the military industrial complex.

You just pretend not to see it.

This issue is brought up literally every time the Saudis are mentioned. However, your take is a fresh and interesting one that makes absolutely zero sense.

What are you doing?

Oh that’s right, nothing. Okay.

It’s not even a fucking meme in the tankiest Putin apologist communities to support Saudi Arabia.

Seriously where are you even getting this from?

You MAGAts keep screaming about how if we don’t vote blue, fascism will gain even more power.

What exactly do you think is happening right now under Biden?

It’s incredibly telling of the liberal brain rot that you can listen to this entire song and your only argument is “but orange man bad”.

So, to quote the warrior-poet: “And fuck no, I’m not votin’ for you in the fall”

As long as it’s for personal use I don’t think Microsoft gives a shit (beyond what is legally necessary)

They care more that you’re using their software and it stays the default productivity suite for workplaces