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8 days agoTL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.
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Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
3·8 days agoHaving an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it’s own design.
You can’t have a civilization without civility.
Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?
I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.
These dipshits literally announced they were crashing the economy during the campaign and not a single one of there brainfree voters gave a shit.
5·2 months agoEvery time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.
2·2 months agoMine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.
2·2 months agoThat whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.
1·2 months agoSuper surprised to see Publix leading this list.
No. They’re extinct.
71·3 months agoTesla and Shitter can both fail and he’ll still be fine as long as they get Starship working reliably. Kessler Syndrome is probably the only move left that he’s afraid of.
11·3 months agoMusk has been giving off Ramsay Bolton vibes for a while now.
21·4 months agoMom, the quantum resonator is out of phase again!
Just give it two grapes, dear.
SmartTubeNext has been working fairly well for me for like 5 years or something. It’s super easy to side load on a Fire stick.
We should have a code word or something. I’m thinking
Lemmy outta here!
Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won’t cut on unless it’s 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.