He thinks he’s playing Risk. Except Palestinians are not little wooden cubes, they’re fucking people.

Too innovative

Cleveland Indians: Let’s change our name to something less offensive, like the Guardians.

Cleveland Browns: let’s hire a 26-time accused serial rapist who can’t start the first half of the season. And sell the whole farm to get him.

Everyone is saying don’t but snack foods, which is one step. But if you don’t have some form of healthy snacks on hand, you’re just going to revert back to it. I suggest dehydrating fruits and having nuts and seeds available so you can still snack but not feel bad about it.

Oh yar, if you know where to bite.

Nothing’s exclusive while piracy exists, thankfully.