Be prepared for the public defender to ask you two questions then shun you the rest of the day while they tend to their other 30 clients that day

Calling it a “different opinion” is an attempt to shut down any criticism of your disgusting lack of humanity. It’s like when Republicans call being a racist, xenophobic piece of shit a “different opinion”.

Don’t bother replying, I’m not making this comment to try to convince you. I’m saying this to point out the tactic to anyone else who may be reading this.

Where else are wealthy supposed to conduct their highly illegal and immoral dealings far from the public eye?

Given that there’s only two sides in the US, you are admitting that you are solidly on Trump’s side

FWIW Spanish has both, depending on the dialect. I grew up saying doble-u, but I know other countries say doble-ve

Garnet (Steven Universe)

It really depends on the person. I’ve been with my partner (w4w) for 4 years but sex is not a core part of our relationship. She’s demi and I’m ace due to ADHD and alexithymia. Each time we’ve tried, it was ultimately boring and unsatisfying.

Lemme guess, UNIFIL is Hamas? /s

Are there fennec foxes in the Sahara desert? Please advise while I enjoy my naan bread

It’s not my full time gig, I have a day job that pays the bills since there’s very little money in it unless you go private/corporate. But I do get side money from it in addition to artistic fulfillment.

Definitely hope to cross paths, circus is my lifeblood. Here’s my permanently shadowbanned IG

I started with fire before I ever really knew I wanted to be a performer, it just seemed fun, and things moved from there. My first prop was staff.

But a lot of stuff happened over the years and I hardly spin any more, other than at said retreat. Ok the flip side, I’ve carved out a name for myself as a sideshow performer doing dangerous and grotesque things. Bed of nails, blockhead, mental floss, butterfly knives, stapling, etc. But my expertise is fire, so I tend to always do that when the venue allows.

Fun fact, I invented two fire eating moves :) One is a split tongue torch hold, the other I named a black hole sun

Sword swallowing too. My friends do it but I’ve heard the term “perforated stomach” one too many times

Biden: “Israel has every right to extend its borders as biblically dictated…”

Fire breathing

For context I’m a professional fire & sideshow performer. I have almost a decade of experience and am fire safety lead for a large fire arts retreat. But the name of the game is risk mitigation and fire breathing is too risky for my taste despite its popularity.

If you go on Wikipedia and type in fire breather, the second result is Fire Breather’s Pneumonia. I also personally know many people who have gotten large facial burns or have had to retire due to lung problems caused by excessive fire breathing.

The risks are technically still there with fire eating, which is one of my main skills, but I mitigate it by limiting my exposure and taking breaks. There’s also significantly less liquid fuel involved.

Each year, sacrifice the 5 richest billionaires and distribute their estate to the public fund. Bam, so many problems immediately solved.

I do honestly think empathy would be more common if access to psychedelic mushrooms was legal

Which is why it will never happen

Fuck that. Yeah it means you can stay out later Tuesday, but you can’t do jack shit Wednesday knowing that Thursday is coming up. I’d rather have another Saturday than another Sunday if that makes sense.

Idiocracy was a documentary

If you hate the parents, something that makes noise

The Good Place

Season 1 is just setting up the story