thagomizer
i’m probably baked
thagomizer
this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this
we need a space tourism tax immediately
yeah, I didn’t feel like going around to dig up the technical term. everybody knows what I meant, which is why I said it that way.
the leather is incredibly durable.
the US government would find some way to eminent domain it.
kicking heroin
well i smoke in them.
setting aside the fact that you replied to my comment using “yourself”, if you are referring to all people who use labels, then you are still referring to me. I use labels. it’s not involuntary or limiting.
he would use previously donated public telephone booth
who is donating used telephone booths to a hospital
I mean this isn’t surprising to anybody. plenty of luxury cars stolen over here to get shipped to the middle east
who says that I’m limited or anything is involuntary? what an absurd assumption
I have no idea what disclaimer you’re talking about. you don’t get to define other people’s sexuality
she said she was straight. how’s about we don’t go around telling other people their sexual orientations
even straight women like them. I was listening to some NPR thing about this guy in his 50s who got implants, and sometimes wears dresses and heels, but still considers himself a cis man, and his wife said fucking a man with tits is one of the hottest things you can do.
yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don’t want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag
it’s never too hot for hot coffee
don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice
Revanced