Chrome being smart here, telling everyone to run while not running too hard itself so it doesn’t show up too high in TM

And most of Japan/Korea as well. Most people here prefer living in housing blocks

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Thanks, as much as I think whatever the US government is doing rn is dumb and self-destructive, it’s important to clarify these two charts don’t contradict each other.

Also fine, but I guess what I was trying to express is that memes have existed forever and any claim that this is the “first” one is just silly.

Also relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d1phCytJyg

yo mama’s farts

“the first memes” yeah right

Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.

Just ask yourself “What would Andrew Tate do?” and then do the opposite of that

They are anti-vagcers, after all

Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again

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Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I’m not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.

Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D

Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.

The second from the right even has a hogwart!

I think they’re just toys in God’s creep collection

Why would some people be sent to heaven, though?

“Some bullshit” yeah right you just craved for that avocado toast, didn’t you?

Welcome to 2015 I guess?

A two-party system is not necessarily worse than a multy-party system. They both have their flaws. Just as one example, party programs in multi-party systems such as in Germany are not worth the paper they are written on, because after the election the parties will go into negotiations and come up with an entirely different program. With two parties, at least you know what you vote for.

This is a great lecture on the topic with much more depth to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-VlQu3iRM