No you’re not! You never left. I saved your ass by replying.

This is why you first suck all that you can before going to the library!

Gone forever I tell you!

It was worth it alright. But the bugger is gone!

I hope it was worth it 😀!

Ok now everyone put your magnetized needles in the Styrofoam and then make them float in the water to reveal where magnetic north is!

Ahh teacher… Magnetic north is dancing metal rock right now.

You mean butt plugs with cameras pointing onwards into it?

Space jam 3! And independent film featuring bugs 🐛 and a 🐇 bunny. The Matrix Housing Crisis… A film featuring Keanu as the one. He doesn’t collect enough retirement money so he’s out there pushing a cart. We saw a preview of him in “the matrix”. That bum in the subway… anyway good movie 😂.

President Hill, first name Ant was introduced to the American public this morning. He and only he will finally solve America’s addiction to shoes and magnifying glasses. From. Now on, only negative magnification glasses will be legal. Shoes will need ultra soft silicone thread made by AntSaver a Hill company…no relation.

…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?

No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.

“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”

"Huston, we have a problem… "

…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…

I hope they sue…

Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.

I hope they really don’t like the ruzzians. That way, when the time comes, they can be properly utilized and disposed of…“guys why are there so many seeds in our uniforms? I don’t get it”…

Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.

I have vivid examples of how bad AI is a programming.

It’s not Joe. It’s the fact that he’s old, and Trump is old, stupid and a criminal felon. And we have no other choice? Out of the several hundreds of millions of Americans we get these two and that’s it? How come no one else wants the job?

I will choose Biden 1000000000 times over Trumpfus. With Biden, China is what it is, an economical frienemy. With Trump they are our best friends and so on and so forth if they just give Trump tickets to the Padres game or something. No question, Biden. But if a piece of cheese 🧀🍕 was running and it could talk, I would vote cheese all the way!

Oh oh say, can you see!? By the dawn’s early light 🕯️…

Oh sunk! I wanted to try and find it. So they probably know where it is then. Okay 👍.

What are you complaining about? That’s affordable! Don’t you make 180k? Obviously not! You might wanna read my take on the economy.

https://lemmy.world/comment/10828100