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Sounds like the XY problem

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

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I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Nice, very trochaic

Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life