WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Why can’t Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.
I don’t even understand why they’re allowed in the country.
There is a US military base in Greenland.
I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.
If they aren’t, then it’s best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.
Detain them!
The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.
“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”
You don’t need, that comma.
But I’d like to point out that this isn’t a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I’m, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.
I’m not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.
No down vote from the perpetrator.
Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.
But I didn’t want the pause that long.
Did you try…two periods instead of three?
I hope they will freeze to death.
Slowly.
Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.
Brutally attacked and shredded to pieces by a walrus.
That’s so aggressive, but not new. Let’s not forget the US is an imperial power who has constantly deposed and invaded other countries.
Hope he has a bad time
why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would “justify” an attempt at US military “intervention”
tinfoils maybe Usha thinks “they’ll” kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she’s taking her husband as insurance that won’t happen.
Untinfoils most likely she knows they’re hated and doesn’t want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she’s unwanted.
Vance Def gives me family killer vibes
On their way back, they get detained by ICE
Please please let this happen…it would be the funniest thing ever!
I hope they get a cavity search too!
Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.
That would be a shame if they got detained.
Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S… It’s not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?
The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.
They can stay in the base but should be denied leaving imo
Interesting point. Can the US military just fly anyone they like into their overseas bases in Europe etc, then just exit the base into the hosting country, having skipped immigration controls?
Well technically they can fly anyone into them, nothing stops the host country denying them entry if they try to leave the base though.
Probably wouldn’t ever happen except in a very rare case like this one but yeah it could happen somewhere the way America’s been trolling Europe in general.
The us can control anything they want.
Foreign minister shows up with a paper reading persona non grata, that’s it.
And how do you picture the Danish Foreign Minister getting to this air base that is the only one in the region, and getting past the American security?
Firstly, us air base is still on his soil.
Secondly, are they going to only visit the air base?
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Detain them indefinitely instead.
"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
If they did this. I don’t even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press “he doesn’t know anything about it, you’re telling me for the first time”.
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.
Nah, that would give the idiot an easy excuse to invade.
Epstein them
Eh they’d need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
There’s no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
Just as long as the Greenlanders don’t threaten to give him back.
Hey Denmark, keep him
Seduce him with couches. Danish design is pretty raunchy.
USA’s not sending their best.
A couchfucker and his cuck… Yeah, I’d say that’s not our best.
He’ll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.
Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.
$800, or about 5€.
Funny, that’s gonna be the exchange rate soon
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