He probably doesn’t like to listen to any music, but my guess is his handlers chose Richard Wagner.
Barely drinks water either is imagine. Body by Diet Coke.
He probably listens to his horrible speeches on a loop.
Yoink
Please don’t tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces
Some high-res versions if anyone is interested
Sleepy Don
He’s so OLD
This is the best hope for America that he passes away before the term ends and he goes into craziness to stay in power.
So many federal employees losing their jobs and this guy is wasting millions of dollars to go play golf and funnel public money into his hotel.
He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.
Bearded dragons are way too cool to be compared to him.
Insulting to all the beautiful bearded dragons out there!
so you subscribe to the lizard people conspiracy, eh?
god damn why does he look like a fuckin corpse with clown paint on
Because hes almost dead.
Almost isn’t soon enough.
Window licker
Alert! Window licker in the White House.
Do windows taste as good as boots?
Shnoz berries taste like shnoz berries?
Dumbest motherfucker of all time.
Reminder to roll down your windows when pets are in the car
Normally I’d agree with you, and I never thought I’d have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are…
OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣
This, by the way, is why I hate AI. My first thought was “fucking AI post”. I hate that I can’t trust the things I see.
Same I also hate the dorks that Ai panacea everything.
Now someone just needs to reroute the gas exhaust slightly.
“No, no one is coming. I TOLD you never to leave the doors locked”
“Where is the handle? It’s all computer!!”
He’s just trying to scare away potential predators
I’m so unhappy with everything his mouth does, but this is pretty high on the list.
Prolly orgasming during phone sex with daddy vladdy
