An actual shitpost!
Send me your knife?
Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
Good thing you kept it!
That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Oh I didn’t think of that
Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
I’m gonna start using those at events
Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.
Bro you have no idea how many people fuck that up. Like they don’t know how to use a fucking zipper and when they send it back, their shit spills all over.
Some of them are doing it on purpose.
Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.
I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.
If you are sitting, send me your shit.
A romantic. I love it.
Dont kink shame
Need address
Semd me your poops. The good ones.
sip
Send me your butterflies.
Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?
Pretty sure it’s iOS 3 or earlier
Dude. It’s the new winamp skin. Get with it.
