ylai@lemmy.ml to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoNeuralink Co-Founder Suggests He Left Elon Musk's Company Over Safety Concernsgizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1624arrow-down115
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up90·7 months agoWhen is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?
minus-squareSpitzspot@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·7 months agoWhen he lands on Mars or gets a vacuum train running.
minus-squareHominine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·7 months agoHe’s gone from suck to blow.
minus-squareGranite@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 months agoGreat. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI wouldn’t mind him dusting my house if you get what I’m saying.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoDon’t be so crass, it’s be more making love or hiding my two inch sausage.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down5·7 months ago He’s gone from suck to blow. I get that reference! Anti Commercial-AI license (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0)
minus-squarewarmaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoFor doing chores, going to work, school, listening to your SO complain about something. The applications are limitless!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·7 months agoI spend all day oiling up supermodel’s bodies and I would love a way to escape from that.
minus-squareerwan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·7 months agoSounds just like the Rick and Morty episode “Night Family”. Went great for them!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-27 months agoI don’t need an implant to go into a fugue state. Just drugs.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·7 months agoNot much can’t be solved with right drugs.
minus-squaremynachmadarch@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 months agoHeck, even “I did too much of the drugs” can usually be solved with drugs. You heard it here folks. Eat your drugs. Say no to school. Stay in vegetables.
minus-squareevatronic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoNo lie … if they could make a chip that like … Shuts off cognition while I’m at the gym so I don’t have to experience it … I’d consider it. I really hate working out.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agohave you seen the show Severance? This is exactly the premise of that show.
When is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?
When he lands on Mars or gets a vacuum train running.
He’s gone from suck to blow.
Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.
I wouldn’t mind him dusting my house if you get what I’m saying.
Thanos style?
You wanna Fuck Elmo?
Don’t be so crass, it’s be more making love or hiding my two inch sausage.
I get that reference!
Anti Commercial-AI license (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0)
For doing chores, going to work, school, listening to your SO complain about something. The applications are limitless!
I spend all day oiling up supermodel’s bodies and I would love a way to escape from that.
Sounds just like the Rick and Morty episode “Night Family”.
Went great for them!
I don’t need an implant to go into a fugue state. Just drugs.
Not much can’t be solved with right drugs.
Heck, even “I did too much of the drugs” can usually be solved with drugs.
You heard it here folks. Eat your drugs. Say no to school. Stay in vegetables.
No lie … if they could make a chip that like … Shuts off cognition while I’m at the gym so I don’t have to experience it … I’d consider it.
I really hate working out.
have you seen the show Severance? This is exactly the premise of that show.