Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Unprocessed salami?
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Yes.
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
No‽
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I’m not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don’t know what hypothyroidism looks like.
I didn’t mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you’re a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?
That is actually properly scary.
Omg omg do me next
At best you can tell who’s a shower, growers still got stealth on ya.
